【禁闻】李承鹏香港书展 妙讽大陆现状

【禁闻】李承鹏香港书展 妙讽大陆现状

【新唐人2011年7月22日讯】人称"李大眼"的大陆作家李承鹏，星期三趁香港书展开
幕，与众多的书迷粉丝会面互动，他在整个会面的过程中妙语连珠，讽刺大陆三聚氰胺
横行，造假不断，道德沦丧，主流知识份子知行不一，一味讨好中共当局等等社会弊
端，让现场笑声不断。

在开幕式上，李承鹏坦言，从足球记者、体育部主任转变为评论家、杂文家、畅销作
家，是因为生活所迫；他把大陆作家分为三类：自摸型、二奶型和邪恶型。并且现场即
兴示范属于�二奶型�的于丹，在《央视》�百家讲坛�中的丁字步。

李承鹏：�我还原她的下半身，丁字步，当你遇到挫折请不要埋怨社会，你要询问自已
的内心，退一步海阔天空，你会寻求到完美的答案。我的妈啊！当城管找你的时候你不
要投诉，领导不给你加工资你不要投诉，你要询问自己的内心，这就玄了！你想想你在
内心是永远找不到答案的，所以你永远都加不了薪，顶多是要加薪。表面看是丁字
步，其实她是丁字裤。�

说到对香港的印象，他笑称香港空气太清新，令他肺活量增大，胆子也大，但想回去又
不敢太大声说话，最特别的是在这里人和动物都有安全感。

李承鹏："警察，我能不能和你合影啊，警察马上特别有礼貌的合影面带微笑露出六颗
牙齿，我们那儿肯定站住趴下不准动，身份证拿出来，这是一座警察都有安全感的城
市。经过红十字，啊！我一看赶紧照像！不容易啊！生平第一次见到红十字！小时候看
很多枪战片，什么周润发、华仔站过的地方，我就问他黑社会现在还好吗？挺好的现在
黑社会都去挣钱去了，做生意去了，我说我们那儿黑社会在负责拆迁。是这样的我们官
员干了黑社会的事，二奶干了反贪局的事，三聚氰胺干了核武器的事。"

被问到是否喜欢香港或是想要移民，他表示香港很奇怪，不习惯。

李承鹏："香港太奇怪了，居然敢骂特首，我们那儿你骂骂街道办主任都会出事儿。我
在大街上看人家地铁里面没有什么人说话，你看我在北京我坐地铁，我特别省力脚都不
用捱地的，而且也不用减肥，我每天上车还是一个胖子下车就成照片了。"

李承鹏希望这个时代的作家、学者应该为老百姓写作，为人民写作，了解老百姓的疾
苦。并鼓励来香港读书的大陆学生能将港人自由的风气带回大陆。

李承鹏："我希望在座和我一样来自内地的学生一定要学会香港人确实有种敢为天下先
的劲头，一定要去学习。不要迷信枪杆子和笔杆子，如果你以为一个国家的管理只有枪
杆子和笔杆子就能管理，那可真是二杆子。"

由于现场书迷们非常热情踊跃，原本预计一个半小时的演讲，延后半小时，许多书迷们
站足二小时，并排队索取亲笔签名。

新唐人记者林秀宜、肖颜综合报导。

Li Chengpeng Mocks Chinese Society

The mainland writer Li Chengpeng interacted with his fanson the opening
ceremony of Hong Kong Book Fair.During the event, he sarcastically
criticized mainland China'swide spread of melamine, rampant frauds, moral
decayand mainstream scholars' hypocrisy and their kissing upthe Chinese
Communist Party (CCP).His humorous comments drew incessant laughter.

On the opening ceremony,Li Chengpeng frankly said that to make a
living,some ex-soccer journalists and sports directorshad become critics,
columnists and popular writers.He classifies mainland Chinese writers into
three categories:Self-patronizing, mistress and evil.He then demonstrated
writer Yu Dan's T-step on CCTV.Yu is classified by him as of the "mistress
type."

Li Chengpeng: (mimicking Yu Dan) T-step,when you encounter setbacks, don't
blame the society.Ask your own heart.Take a step back and you will find the
perfect answer.Oh, my goodness! When city inspector gives you
troubles,don't complain.When your boss doesn't give you a raise, don't
complain.Ask your own heart, this is so mysterious (to me)!Your heart will
never find the answers,so you will never get a raise.On the surface, Yu Dan
is doing T-step.In reality, she is wearing T-back. "

Regarding his impression of Hong Kong,he joked that the air in Hong Kong is
too freshand it increases his lung capacity.So, He feels more
courageous.However, since he wants to go back to mainland,he doesn't dare
speak too loudly.People and animals hereall have a sense of security.

Li Chengpeng: Police officer, can I take a picture with you?Immediately,
the officer smiled very politely.Back at home, (the Police would say) stand
right there,don't move, and show your ID.This is a city where even the
policehave a sense of security.Driving by the Red Cross, ah! I immediately
took a picture!This is my first time seeing a Red Cross!I watched many
films of underground gangstersfeaturing actors like Chow Yun fat and Andy
Lau.So I asked how is the mafia doing? (He said) pretty good,the mafia is
making money by running business now.I said in mainland, the mafia is in
charge of forced demolitions.Our officials are doing mafia's
work;mistresses do the work of the anti-corruption bureau;melamine does the
work of nuclear weapons."

When asked if he likes Hong Kong or wants to immigrate,he said Hong Kong is
very strange, he is not used to it.

Li Chengpeng: Hong Kong is very strange.The people dare curse the Chief
Executive.In mainland China, you would be in trouble forcursing the
director of a neighborhood office.I see that people don't talk in the
subway.When riding on subway in Beijing, my feet don't even touch the
floor.Also I don't need to lose weight.I would be squeezed into a photo
when riding on the subway.

Li hopes that writers and scholars can write for the publicand understand
people's suffering.He encourages the mainland students tobring Hong Kong's
ethos of freedom back to China.

Li Chengpeng: "I hope those students from mainlandcan follow the Hong Kong
people's lead,and dare stand up for the world and study well.Don't trust
the gun (i.e. military) and pen (press) too much,if you think a country can
be managed with the gun and pen,then (you) must be a stupid thug."

As his readers were enthusiastic,his talk was extended from 1.5 hour to 2
hours.Many fans stood for two hours,waiting in line for his autographs.

NTD Reporters Lin Xiuyi and Xiao Yan 2011-07-22
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